Wed 10 Oct 8.30pm - Killzone 3 - Bullet Spam

Peaceful life indeed. There's invisible snipers crawling out of the woodwork. Disguised enemies who for some reason are always either disguised as Martok or Turboslug right at the time they poke your eyes out or break your neck. Then there's all the bots and turrets raining a hail of bullets at the hapless passer-bys and all the ISA want is a cup of tea and peaceful life?

Let's go massacre the campers!

 

Um I often play as an infiltrator, so saying nowt .

I should be there as on nursery duties, meaning no Bristol on that day .

 

I will kill all the Campers I can, and then I will tea bag their heads

 

You do know what tea bagging is don't you?

 

Squatting down on their head and doing it SOCOM style!

 

It's actually putting your balls in there mouth and dipping it.

 

I know that, im not literally going to do it, ok im just going to stamp on their heads and crack their skulls open

 

I see now, that old age mix up between tea-bagging and skull cracking , caused a number of embarrassing moments for the unknowing .

 

I'm back off holiday so expect to be there.

 

YAY!

 

^No spaces = Fail lol

**edit** didn't show on my phone but does on Web sorry

 

Cripes that was a hard night of fighting against glitchers and cheaters with not a mod in site, poor form. I managed to note down two of the names using the players met feature after abandoning the round both of whom I''ll be reporting through Sony's main grief channels as well as those that I used in game. Turboslug didn't even last 30 minutes in the game last night and Martok abandoned after an hour to go and improve his swearing whilst completing GT5 licences.

 

That said it made the wins far more pleasurable . We were 2 games down and came back to win 4 -3 in the end, loved it. Operations weren't too shabby either.