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I read this morning via BBC News about the top 10 jokes as voted for by a panel of 10 judges for TV channel Dave. Here they are:
Do you find these funny? All of them? Some? None?
Discuss.
- Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
- Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
- Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
- Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
- Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
- Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
- George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
- Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
- Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
- Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
Do you find these funny? All of them? Some? None?
Discuss.