Serious question.

[Sportsvee]

So, ummmmm


What did you have for dinner tonight?

 

[Bloodfairy]

KFC .... That you brought @Sportsvee x

 

[Martok]

I've not had dinner tonight yet, it's only 10.55am.

 

[Acegadgets]

Last night it was a quick BBQ , consisting of burgers , marinated chicken and sausages followed by howe made cheesecake

 

[Plaxinator]

Are you bored? Last night I couldn't be bothered cooking so just had a pepperoni pizza, a bag of liquorice allsorts and some lager.

 

[c00ky]

a pepperoni pizza, a bag of liquorice allsorts and some lager.

Well that's 2 of your 5 a day!

followed by howe made cheesecake

Was this cheesecake made by Lord Howe, Conservative? Or the team from the hit 1970's show How?

 

[Slaine]

I had spaghetti bog. Which was appropriately named as i spent the evening farting like a trooper and crapping like a Great Dane

 

[PNMotorsportUK]

steak last night haha.

Tonight nothing as I'm at work.

 

[Acegadgets]

For some reason I fancied a KFC tonight, got an extra helping of the family mega meal as my daughter cant swallow due to tonsilitis.

 

[c00ky]

Evil man - ordering KFC when one of your offspring is unwell. I think this was planned for double helpings.

 

[The_Carpet_Frog]

Tonight I had chicken, salad, and loads of pasta followed by some strawberry ice cream.
I had a KFC last night, a big daddy burger meal and a cream ball.

 

[Bloodfairy]

Woop woop looks like ol' KFC is winning the race

 

[HERMAN_JELMET]

For some reason I fancied a KFC tonight, got an extra helping of the family mega meal as my daughter cant swallow due to tonsilitis.

There's a spunk gag there somewhere.

 

[Sportsvee]

Yummy sausages and paster tonight with left overs for tomorrows lunch. Yum.

This weeks dinners just get better and better

 

[Martok]

Yummy sausages and paster tonight with left overs for tomorrows lunch. Yum.

This weeks dinners just get better and better

Which one of these are you eating?!

past·er
noun \ˈpāstə(r)\
Full Definition of PASTER

1. one that pastes: such as

a : a worker who stretches leather for drying by pasting it smoothly on boards or plates
b : a worker who arranges floor tiles into a form board according to a sketched design and pastes a sheet of paper to the top to preserve the pattern
c : luter (one that applies lute; specifically : a worker who seals coke-oven doors with lute - called also dauber, paster)
d : a machine that applies paste​

2. a slip of paper with a gummed back designed to be pasted on something e.g. a sticker

You Kiwis do eat some strange things...

 

[zoob]

Couple of pints followed by lady bits.

 

[Plaxinator]

Couple of pints followed by lady bits.

I don't know why but the first thing that popped into my head then was "Whose lady bits?"

 

[zoob]

I don't know why but the first thing that popped into my head then was "Whose lady bits?"

My new lover's.
I seem to have inherited 2 beautiful 8 year old twin girls too, who want me to be their new Dad & am really not complaining or scared in the slightest.
Went away to a festival together at the weekend & it was awesome.
Totally chuffed.

 

[Plaxinator]

My new lover's.
I seem to have inherited 2 beautiful 8 year old twin girls too, who want me to be their new Dad & am really not complaining or scared in the slightest.
Went away to a festival together at the weekend & it was awesome.
Totally chuffed.

You kept that one quiet. I take it that things could not be fixed with the wife?
Hope this means you are happier now and have your drinking more under control!

 

[The_Carpet_Frog]

... and have your drinking more under control!

Pot,kettle and black spring to mind