Only in America.....

Slaine

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Money well spent if you ask me
 

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That's a real life saver you've found, Slaine. I was really concerned about damage to my house and car through zombie attack but now I know I can buy this and relax, safe in the knowledge that I will be covered. :1thumbup:

I wonder if there's any insurance out there to cover loved ones that have died and been buried who subsequently return as zombies? After all, lf you pay a lot for a decent funeral, coffin etc then you want to make sure it's not wasted if they get back out of the grave and if they do that you can get some compensation.
 

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TBH Insurance brokers, Estate agents and politicians would be my first choice zombie bait given a 'them or me' situation so I wouldn't be expecting them to pay up.
 

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I'd eat David Cameron myself (if I was a zombie or not) just so I could shit him out.
 

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Do Zombies poo?
 

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I hope so. Its one pleasure I couldnt do without if I was dead/undead/whatever. Hope I'd have enough fingers to hold a newspaper and still have the ability to read.6

May be this policy is just what I need..... :crazy:
 

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Slaine said:
I'd eat David Cameron myself (if I was a zombie or not) just so I could shit him out.
I found this post quite disturbing :shock: and I dont mean the shitting him out part either :D
 
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