Insult like Shakespeare

Plaxinator

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Thou art a beef-witted ape!

Sounds about right for a Klingon ;)
 

Slaine

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I prefer my insults ala Derek & Clive. Its not big and its not clever I know, but it gets the job done.
 

Spruijt

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Thou art a dreadful swine. :D
 

The_Carpet_Frog

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Thou art a fen sucked puttock
 

kencanvey

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Thou hath a countenance such as to have been wrought from the hands of a blind and leprous imp, who's bent and twisted mind sought only to give breath to the fevered nightmares of plague ridden souls, and rest sleep of peace from small children whose gaze should, by bad fortune or misdeed, fall upon thy full embodiment.
 
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