Hello.

Greetings Clan SNR.

So this is where the Cocks hang out !!



Disclaimer.
Unfortunately for you, my mate Chrispy suggested that I sign up as an ally to your Clan, so don’t blame me.

Me.

My name is Keith, aka, LouPeacock. I am aged approximately..

I live in Malvern. Famed for, errr..Oh yes, Elgar, spring water and interbreeding. We are also extremely proud to host a McDonald’s fast food outlet (i think they’re on to something here, could go far). Nearly forgot we also have some sheep, for those nights when the family just gets too much!.

My other part time home is round at Chrispy`s, which I share with him, his wife and two cats and a larder full of food which I try my best to empty. (Only thinking of you Helen A chore, yet a service, I’m thoughtful like that.

I`ve known `Chrispy` for quite a long time now and really should move on.

I first heard about your Clan via Chrispy and Drewpy annoyingly wittering away about it (drone drone drone drone bored blah bloody blah) on some random night of bloodletting (that is BF3 by the way, don’t phone the police) and decided that I had to investigate. What I found while perusing your forum wasn’t much really, fairly normal, and I doubt my worth will really be appreciated but I’m prepared to `dress down` to the occasion.

Hobbies include.

Motorcycles.
Classic cars.
Archery.
Motorcycles.
Possible R/C Airplane flying. My aeroplane is nicknamed the `Dirt Dart`, we will see if it lives up to this or not (bin bag at the ready).
Motorcycles.


Gaming History.

PC.

First started playing on the Amiga A600(Alien Breed/Cannon Fodder/Super Frog et al, then progressed up the ladder of power to the awesomeness of a NASA beating A1200+. Oooohhh feel the power, global domination is just around the corner.
Then comes proper PC time and games like Doom, Unreal Tournament, Motocross Madness 2 and Crimson Skies, and of course BF2, which became my main staple of FPS, allowing me to release my inner psychotic murderer.
Currently on PC I play GTR2 which is IMHO the best racer out there to date. A lot of that has to do with the many many tracks that you can download for it, as well as the excellent driving physics) I also play STALKER S.O.C (great game). And surf the web for interesting and unusual porn.

PS3.

Started with GT3 (i think) and really don’t have a huge collection of games because, well, I’m tight.
Currently in a gaming clan called WNx (Warrior Nation) I have no idea what the `x` is for ( prob` `Xtreme` or something that’s cool and down wit` da kidz, init. ) Bothered, not.

Red Dead Redemption
Wipeout (I’m useless)
MX VS ATV
F1 2010
BFBC2
BF3
GT5

Gaming style.

Debonair, sanguine yet angry.




General.

I like. animals, the colour Yellow, Rock music and my fav` film of all time is `Blade runner`.
I dislike. People, the colour Pink, Free Jazz and my most hated film is `The Green Lantern`

If my friends were asked how best to describe me, then they would probably say I was a ****.

I look forward to your sincerest reply explaining that your full and that I should just **** off.

Anyhow must go, the warder says it’s time for restraints and pills again.

Toodles

Loopy.

Oh yeah, most wanted games of the near future will be `GTAV` and most especially `Project Cars`. WHOOP WHOOP.BRING IT ON.

 

Hi Guys `n` Girls.

Thanks for the welcoming replies, and putting me up to `green` status. My grandchildren would be proud, but I don't have any, so its also there loss.

Should hopefully be on for a bit of BF`ing on Thursday eve so see you all there. I`ll be the one wearing camo`, look out for me.

Been playing a fair bit of GT5 lately, and its been really nice to see a slightly fuller grid than normal. So thanks to Ace`, Mick, Plax, Darth, Drewp and Chrispy.

I've got a cold and I don't like it

 

Hi, Mick.
As Chrispy said `Good Editing` for the GT5. And very clever the way you made Ace` look bad, I like it.
And at the end of the Nurdelbugerring with Darths car (Cptn Jumpy Spider) having some of the best comedy crumple zones ever
Also very nice to run with someone who doesn't ram you off the track at the first opportunity (not that the others were either, but its still a mark of quality). Well played that man.

 

Greetings Alien_Chick. Welcome to our corner of the Universe, Have a nice day




Everybody RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN theyre here.

 

Cheers Bad Robot, thanks for the welcome.

And for Chrispy, oh hardy ha ha my aching sides

 

Well I won't bore you with all the drivel `what I wrote` in my original application to become an ally, suffice to say I would like to apply for full fat condensed cream membership please.

My maths isn't very good but I reckon that's about 150 words, so all good. Now what was I doing here ? where`s my cat, I haven't seen her since just after the blitz, I do hope he`s alright.
Or was it the neighbours dog ?? I cant seen to remember, they did get bombed after all, ooooh look a penny, talking of which, upstairs we go again.

Bargain hunt will be on in a minute hooray.


Loopy.