Enterprise vs Death Star

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Two reasons for sharing this. Firstly, I know Martok is a trekkie, and theres always been a tongue in cheek rivalry between Star Wars fans (like myself and Shroud) and Star Trek fans (like Monsieur Martok). Anyways, enjoy this bit of nonsense!!!

 

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Yeah right. The Enterprise would whoop that Death Stars arse!

Plax, a lifelong Trekker
 

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I'm a Trekker, not a Trekkie. :P

The Enterprise would easily beat the Death Star. It's far more manoeuverable than in that film, so it could run rings around it. Besides, any vessel that can be destroyed with just an explosion in an exhaust port that triggers an explosive chain reaction causing the main reactor to go critical and explode is just pants.
 

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I'm a Trekker, not a Trekkie. :P

The Enterprise would easily beat the Death Star. It's far more manoeuverable than in that film, so it could run rings around it. Besides, any vessel that can be destroyed with just an explosion in an exhaust port that triggers an explosive chain reaction causing the main reactor to go critical and explode is just pants.
Here, here. And those Star Wars nerds have no idea how to use the correct Star Trek terminology either.
 

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I am a Spaceball and the Spaceball One would woop both space ships' behind. :D
 

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Hmmmm now let me see. Yoda Vs Shatner. Yoda wins.

Plaxi you're not the girl I thought you was :( :D
 

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Hmmmm now let me see. Yoda Vs Shatner. Yoda wins.

Plaxi you're not the girl I thought you was :( :D
Yeah, I know. I'm soooooooooo much cooler then you thought :D
 

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Um the Enterprise is much smaller and a sitting target. We have lightsabers and the force, you have 'ickle walkie talkies and peeps who die in red tops :D:D:D
 

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Kirk couldn't even defeat an Ewok
 

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He would have to rape it as I cant see an Ewok wanting to hump Kirky.

Theres some funny stuff on youtube regarding his "acting"
The Ewok's?
 

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You're just bitter he got more totty than that fluffy bear thing.
Well if the pic @Martok posted is anything to go by its hardly a surprise he has had more, just a shame about the quality of it.
 
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careful now heading for the dark side :D
 

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Take this Trekkies, sorry Trekkers:D

 

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Kirk would beat Vader with his huge weapon :D

 
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