Bring me the head of Jeff Brown

[Slaine]

Who? This twat....

If I see another Safestyle UK advert Im going to end it all

Just seen one on Boomerang. Isnt it bad enough Ive got to watch Scooby Do with the kids, without having this muppet pop up on my screen every 15 minutes (damn you Sky!! ) And whats with the ruffle cloak he's wearing?!?!?!? Has he been ordained, or is he in receipt of some Royal patronage to which we're not aware of? But why put it on Boomerang?!?!?!? I cant recall the last time my young daughters purchased a set of double glazed windows.

Dont really need to bring me his head. A happy slap will suffice, with mobile video evidence loaded up on youtube.



I'm bored. Hence the spamming over here in the last half an hour.

 

[The_Carpet_Frog]

Ive got his head for you, tell you what if you buy one youll get one free.

 

[Slaine]

NOOOO!!!!!

 

[SHROUD]

Just use the old technique of picturing him naked, he'll not bother you then (well maybe in a different way ).

 

[Slaine]

Dont know what it is about this guy, but my wife finds him physically repulsive. She said hes creepy and horrible. Since then Ive been teasing her something rotten. I keep changing her wallpaper on her phone and PC to a lovely picture of Jeff in his Safestyle clobber. She keeps changing it back, so I usually wait for the dust to settle some more before changing it.

The icing on the cake? Shes not computer illiterate at all and has to nag either me of one of the kids to change it back, on the phone and the PC!!

In fact shes such a noob when it comes to technology, my son continually messes with her phone. His current trick is to take a screen shot of her Samsung Galaxy lock screen, keep that picture open, then lock the phone back up. She then picks her phone up, enters her password, and then is greeted with the picture. She thinks its the lock screen still, as is frantically bashing her screen to make the numbers of her password appear. Very amusing.

 

[The_Carpet_Frog]

I think she needs a new safestyle ringtone

 

[Slaine]

Jeez even I would agree with her that Ive crossed a line!!

 

[HERMAN_JELMET]

Is he something to do with Safestyle or just an actor? If he's just an actor then who the hell would want him advertising their shit?! (other than Safestyle!) He looks like a rapist waiting to happen.

 

[Slaine]

Apparently hes a "comedian" and does announcements for some football club.

 

[HERMAN_JELMET]

Apparently hes a "comedian" and does announcements for some football club.

'Meat a tater pies now available at mobile pie wagon at half time' 'Buy one, Get one free, I said Buy one get one free'

 

[Acegadgets]

Annoying characters in adverts work though!
Who would have heard to Safestyle UK without him.
Who would bother checking out Go Compare when the Meerkats are so much better if it wasn't for an annoying opera singer?

 

[The_Carpet_Frog]

'Meat a tater pies now available at mobile pie wagon at half time' 'Buy one, Get one free, I said Buy one get one free'

 

[SHROUD]

A pie salesman! So a bit like Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler then .